Is It A Joke Or A Mistake

our class teacher once said : 
" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!" 

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 once our hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to  

america..".... 

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 "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.." 

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 it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered..  

 tried to switch the fan on but there was sum problem. and  

 then she said 

 " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on) 
  

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 teacher in a furious mood...   

write down ur name and father of ur name!! 

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  "shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college" 

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 My manager started like this 
  "Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids" 

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"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF" 
  

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 LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE" 
  

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 our chemistry HOD comes and tells us... 
 "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter" 
  

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 tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father 

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 "why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!" 
  

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our lab assistant said this when my frnd wrote wrong code.. 

 "i understand. u understand.computer how understand??  

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 Both the two of u get out!!  

Tomorrow u will have ur last class, day after tomorrow another last class